For some people, chocolate is better than sex. Why not have your cake and eat it too?! Imagine soft candlelight, Barry White crooning on the stereo and the light of your life rubbing their hands and you with this chocolate scented massage bar. Ylang Ylang oil is added for that extra spice of excitement and the rest they say is up to you.

Had a busy day pick axing the garden or replaying the 66 world cup final (you being Geoff Hurst of course) or showing the kids intricacies of transindental body slamming at the 70s night at the local disco? Discovered muscles that you never knew you had? This is for you. The warming oils of camphor, eucalyptus and peppermint will gently sooth those screaming muscles allowing you to move like a human being again.

Up to ninety? About to blow a fuse? Is the pressure of modern living really getting to you? STOP! Turn the lights down low. Persuade a friend to come round and massage you with this bar, promise them you will return the favour. The gentle, relaxing smell of lavender, marjoram and geranium oils will work their magic. I bet you'll be asleep before they get their turn. Never mind, you can go round to their house tomorrow!

Every now and then your body needs a good work out to remove stresses and strains, attack the cellulite and detox the skin of impurities. Aduki beans will work the Ginger, Fennel and Mandarin oils into your skin, just lay back as the oils help to ease the tensions and toxins from the body, the bonus is you can feel free of pangs of guilt for missing the gym session, after all you have had your daily work out.

A massage bar for all you bright sparks that love to glam up for a night on the town. Sweet Orange Oil and Rose Geranium Oil have been whipped into melted butters and will keep your skin soft to the touch and the delicious mouth watering summer fruity fragrance of Strawberries and Cream will keep you smelling sweet and sensual.

The ultimate therapeutic massage, originally prepared for Chinese emperors to treat their various aches and pains. Tiger Balm has been used ever since to provide effective relief for rheumatism, arthritic pains, sore muscles, simple backache, headaches and itching due to insect bites and nettle stings. Containing Menthol, Peppermint, Camphor, Cinnamon, Clove and Rosemary Oils, our massage bar is based on the original Chinese formula that contained Opium which we haven't been able to include since the drugs bust, but we have substituted the Opium with Hemp Oil.

Water Melon contains many important vitamins and minerals, from vitamins A, B6 and C to potassium, When you fancy a massage just tell your partner all of this and stress the importance to your health and wellbeing, if that doesnt work explain that, the biological processes in the body use oxygen for reactions, frequently creating singlet oxygen as a by-product. The singlet oxygen is very reactive (high electric charge) and therefore must be eliminated by the body before cell damage occurs, and it just so happens that the red varieties of water melon also contains lycopene an important antioxidant that look for singlet oxygen and neutralize it. You can explain that it is therefore essential that your massage commences without further delay.